Friday, 17 December 2010

Miss Daisy

The charming Miss Daisy! Probably see this one over Christmas so best say something nice......... ...Well, when asked to prance about like a teenager, she sure does deliver!

Seriously though, these were the best pictures I could get.
Your just going to have to believe me when I say she's actually a quite good looking girl.
I've fancied her since for ever.

Does blogging about someone count as a Christmas present? I think so.

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Irish Doctor

Again, I can't remember her name, but this young Irish doctor would be the catch of the century.
~23 years old, good looking, blond... and she's a doctor! -that means she gets paid £100,000 a year to tell old ladies to go home and take an aspirin.
Imagine how happy your parents would be if you brought her home for Christmas! They'd probably forgive you for that time you got so drunk you pissed against the Xmas tree (all over the presents).
...anyway, she was in Bristol for a hen night, some girl named Sarah is getting married.
If you're out there Irish Doctor: I want you! Have my babies! Buy me that pool table I've always wanted!

Thursday, 25 November 2010

Cute French

In "The Canteen" on Gloucestershire road, Bristol.
This girl wanted to take a picture of me with my camera, but she didn't look the sharpest tool in the box, so I fobbed her off. Cant remember what her name was, but it must have been a unisex type name, because I remember saying: "isn't that a boys name?".

Saturday, 13 November 2010

Helen


This is the attractive Helen. I met her when I was doing work experience 4 years ago, when I was a kid. Now I'm an adult (sort of) and I work with her, and she still looks good! Will have to find out what her skin care regime is.... ....Oh! she is wearing my new hat. Awesome.

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Red Head


So, normally when I spot a ginger I make some phone calls and get dressed up in my special robes. (like an old fashioned racist, except its ok, cos they're ginger).
I felt this one deserved better treatment however.

She is clearly more of the breed "red head", and should be chatted to politely and bought beer. Which is what I did.

Also... I bought myself a new hat. (this is the last of the photos of the old one)
Go Me!

Friday, 15 October 2010

Holly


This is Holly, she works at the Goldern Lion on Gloucester Road. Its a really good pub, I recommend visiting it, and not just to see Holly.

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Lost Hat

So....

been a while since my last post. I had a list of reasons for my tardy-ness, but it wasn't an interesting read, so i'll just say: Been busy, and lost my hat.

I'm planning to buy a new hat soon, but in the mean time will post any photos I happen to have 'in stock'.

check back soon

R x

Friday, 13 August 2010

Gabriel (pipe And S)

This is Gabriel, she works in the Giraffe at Cabot circus. That's not where I met her though, I met her in the Pipe and Slippers. We went on a date! only thing is, she doesn't drink, and I drink quite allot. I felt the date went quite well, but then like i say: she didn't drink, and i drank quite allot. :) ...haven't seen her since...

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

Anna

This is Anna, who described herself as "having a bit of a horse face". I think that's a bit harsh, and either way she is a funny girl with a great body. I mentioned the blog and asked her to provide a quote, she said: "I need a pooh!". Not what I was expecting, but quite acceptable. Slightly more funny, at one point I mentioned Harrison Ford (was talking about films), and she said: "is that that black guy?".

Monday, 19 July 2010

Vesi

This is Vesi, Bulgarian bar maid at 'La Rocha' in Bristol. Bit of a fox if you ask me. It was too loud to hear what her odd name was, so I got her to write it down. When she gave it to me I had a flash of inspiration, I said: "and now your phone number...".
Didn't work though, she did a bit of quick thinking and invented a boyfriend.

Monday, 21 June 2010

Lucy

This is Lucy from Conwall*. She was in Bristol for a hen weekend I understand. Her and a mate came back to ours for a 'party' at the end of the night.
It wouldn't have been much of a party anyway, but we stupidly had a strong spliff as soon as we got back, and I lost the ability to speak, think, or anything.
Everyone else was wasted too, so it pretty much killed the night.
*maybe not from Conwall, but living there :)

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

Bristol Girls

First ever Friday night in bristol, and just bought a brand new SLR, so I thought I'd make use of it. The blond girl has a naughty smile, which is always good! other one doesn't qualify strictly speaking, but I've decided to evaluate them as a pair. dont think I even asked them names... I will have to start getting quotes so I have something more to say.

Thursday, 3 June 2010

My Mates Sister

This is the sister of a good mate of mine. I can honestly say that he is a really great guy, and he's also got a fantastic sister :)

Monday, 31 May 2010

Canterbury M&S

So I was hanging around in the underwear section of M&S the other day, and I developed a bit of a crush on this mannequin (I had to look up how to spell that). I would imagine that they are modeled on a real person, so its not weird to fancy them is it?

Sunday, 30 May 2010

Lauren

This is Lauren, she is a drug dealer* from Tasmania. I once took her out on a date, and at the end of the date she let slip that she was currently living with her boyfriend!!! That's girls for you.
*Pharmacist :)

Friday, 28 May 2010

Emma

This is emma, she works in the city making lots of money. this is taken in the spanish bar. I will try to get a quote off her later and add it to this post.

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Unknown

I don't remember taking these photos, or anything about this girl. She is wearing my hat though, and she seems to be attempting to look sexy.... ....so she makes the grade.

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Zi German

This is in berlin on st Patrics day. Everyone was drinking guiness, and it was very friendly and fun. best st Patrics ever. and this random girl was WAY drunk!! she didn't speak english, and judgeing by the state of her probably not even german by the end of the night! :)

Monday, 24 May 2010

Stefi

This is the amazing Stefi... I basically fell in love with this girl within 5 mins of meeting her. She is pretty much perfect, except for some reason she seems blind to how fantastically good looking and intelligent I am....
I will try my best not to get bitter and twisted, and I'll give her a happy face and some stars for good measure :) ***

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Cute Blonds

Ok, now we are getting somewhere! These girls are seriously hot. They were actually more hot in real life than they look in the photo, or at least thats how it seemed after several pints. Can't remember names, but the smaller one that looks real drunk had a Holga camera, so she's pretty cool...

Monday, 17 May 2010

Dith


Same night as Girl One, this is Dith. She is sweedish -no... Swiss . Real name Judith, she is my facebook friend now. she's only young, 19 or something. now back Switzerland. apparently she is a very good snowboarder. I'm going to give her a :) and a *

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Girl One


Arguably the founder of this blog, this girl ran up to me and said "take a picture of me wearing your hat!!!". I did, and here it is. Can't remember anything else about her though. Think she was English... it was in the bar fly in Camden on 2/7/2010.

My New Blog

Well, Ive been threatening to start this blog for months now... and the time has finally come!
The basic gist of the blog is that I will go out and take pictures of girls I fancy wearing my hat. -I will try to provide a snippet of info with each photo, maybe a quote from the girl, or perhaps a cold assessment of her finer qualities. we will see.
I already have quite a collection of photos, spanning multiple hats (I tend to lose them), so I will begin by uploading these over the next few days.....
Once I run out of 'stock', I will be forced to venture out onto the street and collect more - a minimum of one new girl a week - thats my target!