Nadia Plus Friend

This is the rather good looking Nadia, and her arguably even better looking friend Sophie (whos name I may be getting slightly wrong).
Nadia is the blond one. She saw me across a crowded pub (The Steeles in chalk farm) and demanded to wear my hat.

The Hat truly has magic powers.

She also insisted that I take her phone number. True story.

Triangle

I went drinking around the 'Triangle' and took a large quantity of out of focus and poorly exposed photos.
Think this one has a bit of style about it though, which may have been what I was trying to achieve for all I can remember.
The girl made a point of telling me that I was 'unbelievably old', before making herself scarce. Especially depressing considering that I lied about my age.
At least she didn't say that I danced like her dad or anything totally ego destroying like that.
R
xx

Wonder Woman

This is Wonder Woman. That what my friends tell me anyway. I thought she was miss America, or maybe even super woman.
Caught her outside the apple, a cider boat.
Her Quote after I took a photo: "That better not be for your wank bank!"

hmmmmm........

Sam's Neighbour

I think I am going to come to terms with the fact that updating this blog once a week is just not going to happen.
A more realistic minimum is once a month I think.
Although I have finished moving house, and now have decent Internet. Also - I now live next to a pub that is normally full of hot girls, so maybe updates will be more regular.

The lovely Lady above is a neighbour of my friend Sam. Nice girl, good fun, and not stupid. Can't remember her name though - took this photo a while ago now...

Till next time.
R

Stokes Croft Streetfest

I made A special effort to get the names of these young ladies, and even chatted to the one on the left for a good half hour. -Do I remember anything about any of them? No. Of course not.
Stokes Croft Street Festival was really fun though, great atmosphere. I recommend it.

La Rocha

Wow - been a long time since my last post. Well, I lost my hat again, and bought a new one in Bath.

Probably the most expensive hat I have had so far, costing £20!!! -that's allot considering it will most likely be stolen by some girl that doesn't even qualify for the blog.
Anyway I found myself in the Incredibly glamorous (sarcasm) venue 'La Rocha' the other night, and a very posh girl (sarcasm again) stole it for a while.

Didn't bother asking her name, but I'm guessing it was Shelly. Shelly works in somerfields monday to friday, but on the weekends she helps out in a tanning studio as part of her eventual advancement to her dream job as co-manager of a beauty salon.

I just made all that up - but its probably true.

Annalisa

This is Annalisa, who was working in the Dublin Castle pub in Camden Town. I can remember her name because I know someone else called Annalisa.
I also remember that she said she was from Estonia, which I had assumed was a typical eastern bloc shit hole, but after extensive research (glance at wikipedia) I now know it is actually quite nice.

Nice Smelling Girl

She came upto me and stole my hat, which I always interpret as a kind of flirting.
I was far to drunk to get her name, or any photos that were properly in focus. I do remember that she smelt really nice, and I'm fairly confident that I scared her off / weirded her out by smelling her neck for a prolonged period of time...

Nicky

The stunning Nicky warms herself by the fire.....
Actually I had these photos a while now, but due to my sophisticated organisational filing system, I managed to misplace them - till now!

I think Nicky (who is basically a cheerleader of this blog) may have been under the impression that she didn't qualify. How silly/sweet of her!

To set the record straight, I definitely definitely definitely would. Even sober. And probably .... I better stop now - I'm going skiing with her boyfriend tomorrow.
Yay!

Rohypnol Girl

This Girl was found loitering outside the men's toilets in the Big Chill Bar (Bristol), asking anyone who passed by if they had any rohypnol. My supplies are running low, so I lied and said I didn't have any. When I later saw her leaving the bar, she could still walk, so I guess she never got any.

Nicha

It's Nicha!
This good looking girl's typical holiday involves digging a well in a third world country. New year eve was spent feeding tramps in a soup kitchen. I speculate that if Nicha got bored of a pet goldfish, she wouldn't just flush it down the toilet like the rest of us, she would continue to feed and care for it....

...Clearly she has done some evil shit in her life, and is now trying to make up for it. That's my theory anyway.

Maybe she ran over a group of girl guides after staying up all night drinking. or perhaps she was somehow involved in the CG addition of Jabba the hut into the original starwars. Not sure any amount of do-good'ing can make up for that.