Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Irish Doctor

Again, I can't remember her name, but this young Irish doctor would be the catch of the century.
~23 years old, good looking, blond... and she's a doctor! -that means she gets paid £100,000 a year to tell old ladies to go home and take an aspirin.
Imagine how happy your parents would be if you brought her home for Christmas! They'd probably forgive you for that time you got so drunk you pissed against the Xmas tree (all over the presents).
...anyway, she was in Bristol for a hen night, some girl named Sarah is getting married.
If you're out there Irish Doctor: I want you! Have my babies! Buy me that pool table I've always wanted!

Thursday, 25 November 2010

Cute French

In "The Canteen" on Gloucestershire road, Bristol.
This girl wanted to take a picture of me with my camera, but she didn't look the sharpest tool in the box, so I fobbed her off. Cant remember what her name was, but it must have been a unisex type name, because I remember saying: "isn't that a boys name?".

Saturday, 13 November 2010

Helen


This is the attractive Helen. I met her when I was doing work experience 4 years ago, when I was a kid. Now I'm an adult (sort of) and I work with her, and she still looks good! Will have to find out what her skin care regime is.... ....Oh! she is wearing my new hat. Awesome.

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Red Head


So, normally when I spot a ginger I make some phone calls and get dressed up in my special robes. (like an old fashioned racist, except its ok, cos they're ginger).
I felt this one deserved better treatment however.

She is clearly more of the breed "red head", and should be chatted to politely and bought beer. Which is what I did.

Also... I bought myself a new hat. (this is the last of the photos of the old one)
Go Me!