Monday, 31 January 2011

Rohypnol Girl

This Girl was found loitering outside the men's toilets in the Big Chill Bar (Bristol), asking anyone who passed by if they had any rohypnol. My supplies are running low, so I lied and said I didn't have any. When I later saw her leaving the bar, she could still walk, so I guess she never got any.

Thursday, 27 January 2011

Nicha

It's Nicha!
This good looking girl's typical holiday involves digging a well in a third world country. New year eve was spent feeding tramps in a soup kitchen. I speculate that if Nicha got bored of a pet goldfish, she wouldn't just flush it down the toilet like the rest of us, she would continue to feed and care for it....

...Clearly she has done some evil shit in her life, and is now trying to make up for it. That's my theory anyway.

Maybe she ran over a group of girl guides after staying up all night drinking. or perhaps she was somehow involved in the CG addition of Jabba the hut into the original starwars. Not sure any amount of do-good'ing can make up for that.